Bad fighting game movies

Though I'm a fan of Final Fantasy XIII, I wish to support Spoony this month (August 2011) tear apart shitty movies based on fighting games (can't think of a pun like "Rebruary")

What he's reviewing:

Tekken: The Motion Picture (1997) [link]
A shitty anime film in the 90's that has the same symptoms like most other anime in the 90's, a senseless story, stupid characters, bad voice acting, bland art work and crappy western music.

Tekken (2010) [link]
Released sometime after Tekken 6 on PS3, 360 and PSP, the is directed by a guy who makes unnecessary and forgettable sequels nobody wants (Halloween 4, Free Willy 2, Anacondas) with Heihachi Mishima played by Shang Tsung from the 1995 Mortal Kombat. (because they're both fighting games villains?)

DOA: Dead or Alive (2006)
Speaking of Mortal Kombat, this film is directed by Paul W.S. Anderson whose films are as bad as Michael Bay's. DOA is more like a piss-poor Charlie's Angels 3 and also the characters in this film are really nothing like their video game counterparts. Much like Tekken, the film was really shortly after Dead or Alive 4 on Xbox 360.

King of Fighters (2010)
I know little of this one other than the fact it was released the same year as the Tekken film and the fact the ever-so busty Mai Shiranui is portrayed by the flat-chested Maggio Q.

Tekken belongs to Namco Bandai
Dead or Alive belongs Tecmo Koei
King of Fighters belongs to SNK Playmore
The Spoony Experiment belongs to Noah Antwiler

Here's another poster I did at the same time [link]